Finally ive started the long planned blog with my arty farty stuff.
Its alot of work of course, but as i go through the thousands of millions of photos ive got on CD's, all seemingly exactly the same, that ive had since 19 something or rather till 2006 it might just work and trigger off something. Maybe one day i will pick up a piece of clay again. dunno, probally not. Maybe ill just close the chapter and start something else, like i normally do. I mean theres no way im ever gonna be a ok artist, and i can tell you i loved the doing it, but the other crap, the selling, the chaseing/making money bit i hated.
And what is it that in this day and age makes a good artist, yep its the PR and the crappy networking/or maybe better said fucking with the art dealers to get ya stuff in there gallerys bit that i NO LIKE. Well that is if ya just a bit of a crappy artist like me.
I chased the art money for a while, building the whole thing up, just to get exhausted by it all and goddamn tired.
So why i make this blog, no reason at all, just to do something i suppose.
and this is a message from Jonah Salander, posted today, that i just stole of another blog in the good old tradition of how artists should behave towards each other. i think this just about sums it all up.
Its alot of work of course, but as i go through the thousands of millions of photos ive got on CD's, all seemingly exactly the same, that ive had since 19 something or rather till 2006 it might just work and trigger off something. Maybe one day i will pick up a piece of clay again. dunno, probally not. Maybe ill just close the chapter and start something else, like i normally do. I mean theres no way im ever gonna be a ok artist, and i can tell you i loved the doing it, but the other crap, the selling, the chaseing/making money bit i hated.
And what is it that in this day and age makes a good artist, yep its the PR and the crappy networking/or maybe better said fucking with the art dealers to get ya stuff in there gallerys bit that i NO LIKE. Well that is if ya just a bit of a crappy artist like me.
I chased the art money for a while, building the whole thing up, just to get exhausted by it all and goddamn tired.
So why i make this blog, no reason at all, just to do something i suppose.
and this is a message from Jonah Salander, posted today, that i just stole of another blog in the good old tradition of how artists should behave towards each other. i think this just about sums it all up.
"Hey, Jonah Salander here from Rip Off Rich Whitey Galleries, LLC located in downtown New Art City. I just wanted to take this opportunity to let all our rich white art collector clients know that my dad, inspired by the Italian artist Piero Manzoni, is offering a limited edition series of Starbucks coffee cups that contain fresh turds that were squeezed out of my dad's ass after he ate actual dollar bills embezzled from some of his more famous dumbass rich white celebrity clients. The proceeds from the sales of these Starbucks coffee turd cups will be deposited in my dad's criminal defense fund." -- Jonah Salander, son of New York art dealer Lawrence B. Salander.
When it comes to criminal rich white people screwing dumbass rich white people out of their money, it just doesn't get any better than when there's art involved in the con art of the deal.
Oh wow and i just stole and copyed this as well: does that make me a artist?
I have a Damien Hirst Mississippi River Catfish in a tank that's worth $100,000,000.
The Impossibility of Being a Respected Mississippi River Catfish in a World of Michael Vick Dog Owners" by the artist Damien "Red Bull on Crack" Hirst of Memphis, Tennesee.
I'd like to offer it up as collateral for a package of loans from some rich white Chelsea art collecting assholes in order to fund the build a Gitmo-style prison in the middle of Chelsea that's big enough to hold every corrupt rich white Chelsea art dealer and dumbass rich white New Art City art collector that have colluded and conspired to make the investment value of contemporary American art such a joke at home and throughout the world.
Yesterday i found out that Youtube has taken the clip under of there site.I think its a pity that since that youtube has been aquired by google, that they have started a witchhunt on alot of the kind of films that made youtube a great and mighty player in the world of internet and freedom. Its a pity that a country that is so ridiculaslly puritan like the USA, can restrict what we watch on the internet. All hail Mother Mary google, say thanks for the censorship on a totally innocent video. Lets all give a big hand of thanks to google and America for showing us and deciding for us our morals. But no thank u!
This is the real way to get rich, fuc art.
